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Hello People,
I love you so much I would drink your bathwater!
When I was younger, I was totally
in love with Cindy Crawford (with about 2/3rd's of
America). Anyways, Ms Cindy is now 43
years old, she's had 2 children, and
yet she still looks like this. I always said I
would drink her bathwater (ultimate compliment you could
ever give a woman), and that still has not happened.
There are probably only three woman on this planet who's
bathwater I would drink, one of course is Cindy, the
other is my wife (who wont let me, she thinks I should
have myself committed for even suggesting something so
gross), and the final woman is Megan Fox. Ever since
she bent over the car in the Transformers movie, I have
fantasized about licking hot apple sauce off her body.
I still can't believe that Megan Fox (seen
here leaving her Dentist's office - yes I know,
who wears that to their Dentist? She must be wet
for him or something?) broke up with
David, sorry that was his 90210 name, broke up with
Brian Austin Green. What the hell was he thinking? For
a nerd he scores some hot ass, before dating Megan he
was going out with
Vanessa Marcil. If I was going out with Vanessa,
I would make sure she was happy every second of the day,
even if it meant I had to
fist her in the ass, I would do it to make her
happy!
As well, I have finally got my email working, so if you
want to send me some hate mail, please do. When I do
read your email on how the site sucks shit, I will
probably agree with you, and send you back a reply with
even more reasons on why the site and I suck ass! So
please, send me your comments, suggestions, hate mail
whatever here.
I am having a contest.
It's pretty easy, all you have to do is
take a picture of yourself or someone else doing
what I call the "Jesus pose" in a really unique
location. Best location/pose picture wins a
LINKSYS MEDIA EXTENDER.
Pictures have to be emailed to
ajay@ajayonline.com Pictures will be
judged on location chosen and pose itself.
Samples below of what the pose and location
should look like. I will narrow all the
entries down to 5, and have my kids choose the
one they like the best. All entries have to be
in by April 30, 2009.
All or some of the
entries may be posted on this website, so if
you're shy, and do not want your picture posted,
do not enter! Good Luck People. Must
have a valid email address so that I can get in
touch with the winner.
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When I was younger I had an acne
problem, however,
this guy has got it really bad. Arse on your
forehead is probably a good reason to rush yourself to a
dermatologist! Speaking of kids, I can only hope one
day, one of my boys
can be this creative when it comes to doing their
homework
(man on horse?
what the fuck
- see you learned something new
today, AIDS can't be transmitted that way). Off
topic, I really want a
FCUP cookie, so if someone in Japan is reading this,
please send me one.
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