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ALL THis
fuss over a
fuckin
layout?
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Thursday
november 8,
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As it turns out, some people out there (not
mentioning any names asswipe), were very unhappy with the old layout of the
site. So to make them happy, here it is, a fresh new design, changed
faster than 2 UPS
trucks riding on the back of a FedEx truck. If you have any comments
or thoughts, keep them to yourself jackass. I hope this makes you happy,
however, I am not expecting
any hugs in
return for all the work I put into this. Anyways, on with the show...
I am not a Toronto Maple Leafs fan, however, with that being said, I could be
persuaded to change my mind by any one of these fine ladies:


If you are one of those Gino's still living in the past,
this just might interest you. This week I took a flight, and at the
airport they took away my USB key that was in my laptop bag. I guess they
probably thought that I was going to strangle the pilot with the neck sting and
insert the thing into the plane, take it over
and fly it to Pakistan? What the fuck is wrong with these power
abusing customs agents anyway? Oh well, ever wonder what happens with the
shit they confiscate off poor mother fuckers like myself?
Wonder no more, here's the answer.
Girlfriend v7.0 vs. Wife v1.0
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other
programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker
Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6. I
can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User…..
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a
Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is
designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete
Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or
purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to
Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife
1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife
1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will
return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very
high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean
and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 ! and Do Bills 4.2 . However, be very careful how
you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program
Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife
1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0
! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt
3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible
damage to the operating system!
Best of luck, Tech Support
Just to brighten your day today, here is
Nikki,
Karlie, and
Mackenzie. Falling asleep reading this are you..
well then click
here. Words
can't
explain this, so I won't even try too. Speaking of shit I can't
explain, here is a
list of women looking for guys to shit on them. Here is the insert, "After
some more awkward, semi-hard cock sucking, the white guy/girl reaches for the
crack pipe and the black guy takes it away from him and says something. The
white guy/girl stands up, pulls down his pants, and starts to pull off what I
thought was underwear until my friend screams, "Is that a DIAPER???"
Here is the site the insert comes from. Over 80 percent of Americans
demand secured borders and illegal migration stopped. But what would happen if
all 20 million or more vacated America?
The
answers may surprise you!
Here are some WTF pictures for your amusement:

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NOVEMBER
RAIN
- Friday
November 2,
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So another
Halloween has
come and gone. Was your night
as
productive as
this chicks. I mean some
of the costumes that
came to my door were just
ridiculous. Even Britney got all dressed up
with her rock hard nipples all pumped and
ready for some play.
Ms. South Carolina went as a teen USA contestant...
Honestly, I personally believe that
US
Americans are unable to do so because, uh,
some... people out there in our nation don't have maps, and
uh, I believe
that
our education like such as South Africa and, uh, everywhere
like... enough of that... Even though
she's stupid, she's
gorgeous! So lay off will you, and
if you do want to give her shit,
take a number. I am so
in love with that chick, I can't even begin to describe to
you
the things I would do to get that chick into my bed.
You would think after giving a speech like that,
she would jump off the nearest building? Thank the
lord
for makeup, and cosmetic surgeons... hallelujah.
Jillian Grace first came to Howard Stern to see
if she was hot enough for Playboy.. and she was, however,
she fucked Polly Shore, and now Howard hates her. It's
amazing that Polly Shore still gets pussy like that.
Cameron Diaz burping on Leno.

On a more serious note..
Google has come up with it's own cell phone. Also, did
you hear about the woman who
escaped from a prison by packing herself in a large suitcase?
What I want to know is where the fuck did the suitcase come
from? And who the fuck is Ron Jeremy think he is,
showing me how to make eggs? Stick to what you're good
at
asshole, and just
show me how to fuck. Speaking of fucking,
listen to
this chick moan your IP address. Umm..
cheesy poufs.
Many of you are asking where the name Ajay comes from...
Well it's originally from India, home of Bollywood,
where they make some of the funniest movies ever. I
was flying over to
New York last week, and at the airport, I went into the
washroom, and was totally amazed that you
American's have
automatic toilet seat cozies (for lack of a better word).
I mean, you just wave your hand over a simple box and the
plastic seat cover automatically changes to a new clean
seat for you to rest your ass on.
However, please keep your blow off the toilet seat, or bad
things can happen. Anyways, like I was saying,
New York,
the city
where you can drive, however, you won't get anywhere.
Still once you get into
Manhattan, its
surreal. Well that's my speal for a Friday.. Have a
good weekend.
IT'S
HALOWEEN,
big deal?
- WEDNESDAY
OCTOBER 31,
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So
what do you want to be
for Halloween?
You could do
what this guy did.... or
better yet,...
here's some more ideas on how to piss off the world. I
wish I was talented enough
to do this shit with my pen... However, I have the
lowest attention span on the planet, I can't even do a simple
task like
keep my eye on the snake.
This asshole was
boasting he
had 3 PS3's (when they first came out last Christmas.. what
a fuckin dick)... well, someone has done him better, as
this guy
has 4 PS3's. Who is Mukesh Ambani you ask? Well
he is now
the worlds richest man! Dam
this chick is hot. Singapore airlines has equipped its
new A380 jets with double beds, however,
sex not ALLOWED! Now I think we have all heard of
craigslist, well this moron posted an ad to
give away her 3 year old daughter. Remember, if you
are in a public restroom,
do
not stamp your feet twice.
Hot ass bitch. If you really have to take a shit, and
you're stuck in traffic,
you really need to get one of these. If you let your
partner tie you up during sex,
anything can happen... This cheerleader
gets stampeded by a football team. That's it for
today, if you
have some
links, pictures or just want to give me shit..
drop me a line.
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